From: "L. Loyami"
REMEMBER WHEN.......?
A COMPUTER WAS SOMETHING ON TV FROM A SCIENCE FICTION
SHOW, A WINDOW WAS SOMETHING YOU HATED TO CLEAN.... RAM WAS THE COUSIN
OF A GOAT.....AND MEG WAS THE NAME OF MY GIRLFRIEND?
AN APPLICATION WAS FOR EMPLOYMENT
A PROGRAM WAS A TV SHOW
A CURSOR USED PROFANITY
A KEYBOARD WAS A PIANO
MEMORY WAS SOMETHING THAT YOU LOST WITH AGE
A CD WAS A BANK ACCOUNT
COMPRESS WAS SOMETHING YOU DID TO THE GARBAGE
, NOT SOMETHING YOU DID TO A FILE
AND IF YOU UNZIPPED ANYTHING IN PUBLIC, YOU'D BE IN
JAIL FOR A WHILE
LOG ON WAS ADDING WOOD TO THE FIRE
HARD DRIVE WAS A LONG TRIP ON THE ROAD
A MOUSE PAD WAS WHERE A MOUSE LIVED
AND A BACKUP HAPPENED TO YOUR COMMODE
CUT YOU DID WITH A POCKET KNIFE
PASTE YOU DID WITH GLUE
A WEB WAS A SPIDER'S HOME
AND A VIRUS WAS THE FLU
I GUESS I'LL STICK TO MY PAD AND PAPER
AND THE MEMORY IN MY HEAD
I HEAR NOBODY'S BEEN KILLED IN A COMPUTER CRASH, BUT
WHEN IT HAPPENS THEY WISH THEY WERE DEAD
-author unknown-