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Some Things To Ponder!
* Why do you need a driver's license to
buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
* Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
* Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
* Why are there flotation devices under plane
seats, but no parachutes?
* Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations
when smoking is prohibited there?
* Do you need a silencer to shoot a mime?
* Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical
situations?
* How does the guy that drives the snowplow
get to his job?
* If 7-11, stores are open 24 hours a day,
why do the doors have locks?
* If a cow laughed too hard, would milk come
out of its nose?
* If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do hey
get it to stick to the pan?
* If you tied buttered toast to the back of
a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
* If you could travel in a vehicle at the
speed of light, what would happen when you turn on the lights?
* You know how most packages say "Open Here."
What is the protocol if the package says "Open there?"
* Why do they put Braille buttons on drive
up ATM machines?
* Why do we drive on parkways and park in
driveways?
* Why is it when you transport something by
car it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's
called cargo?
* You know that indestructible "black box"
used on airplanes. Why can't they make the whole plane of the same substance?
* Why is it that when you're driving around
looking for an address, you turn down the volume of the radio?
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