Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children

The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church

The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done. Evening massage - 6 PM

The pastor would appreciate if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for pancake breakfast next Sunday morning

The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession

Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

Ushers will eat latecomers

The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs

The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience